Heard on KBIS tower frequency years ago:
Tower:
"NorthWest XYZ, cleared to land, 31. Be advised of model rocketry testing from the United Tribes Educational Center just west of the airport."
Northwest XYZ (with a Texas drawl) :
"Ah liked it bettah when they only used bows and arrows."
Humour
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